hopefully awaits the return of fancy talk anon

lisaschroeder:

10. You already know this, but it’s worth repeating —- read, read, read. Read books in the same genre as the one you want to write, and while you read, think about what makes the character(s) come alive, what makes the pacing work, what are the major and minor plot points,…

ultrafacts:

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dersekingdom:

if you know my birth name:

  • do not fucking call me by it
  • do not fucking mention it
  • do not fucking think about it
  • just fucking dont
  • dont do it
  • my name is the name i say i go by
  • fucking respect that
  • im not asking for you to rip your arm off and give it to me 
  • IM ONLY ASKING FOR YOU TO NOT CALL ME BY MY BIRTH NAME.
heathersketcheroos:

Blerp

poidkea:

happy 4/13 I hope you like your comics full of nudity and without context

ps this comic is in actuality just a long excuse to have john draw nipples on davesprite

deathlyj0y:

honestly some asexuals make more innuendos than a lot of sexual people bc a lot of us find sex to be this hilarious thing to joke about so 

moynmoyn:

brainbubblegum:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

when life gives u lemonspee on them

More like, pee on life until it gives you lemons

moynmoyn:

brainbubblegum:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

when life gives u lemons

pee on them

More like, pee on life until it gives you lemons

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

theletterwsarseflap:

sallymon:

askgamerandfriends:

sallymon:

Little did we know that the Beast was actually a Pokemon and Gaston was trying to weaken it so he could catch it.

No one catches them all like Gaston.

i swear to god